A Declaration of War







So aptly named, the Dandy Lion. At a young age the beast is considered "just dandy". She lures young children to spread her reign among the earthen sod. She calls to them with her bright yellow flowers and white globes of seed carrying tentacles.



But with age one realizes the true nature of the beast. She is a lion. A tormentuous foe who cannot be ignored or let lie. She will creep upon you and in minutes rule over your lands. She is a force to be reckoned with.



I declare war on her. You will stand no more in my lawn you beast! I will prevail. David killed a lion so can I!